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M'aiden Ty-One
27 December

"He was always doing that these days. Everything he saw became a symbol of his own existence, from a rabbit caught in headlights to raindrops racing down a window-pane. Perhaps it was a sign that he was going to become a poet or philosopher: the kind of person who, when he stood on the sea-shore, didn't see waves breaking on the beach, but saw the surge of human will or the rhythms of copulation, who didn't hear the sound of the tide but heard the eroding roar of time and the last moaning sigh of humanity fizzing into nothingness. But perhaps it was a sign, he also thought, that he was turning into a pretentious wanker."

'a', a clockwork orange, a perfect circle, afi, airheads, anime, antiproduct, anyone, apartment 26, ash, at the drive-in, ben elton, biffy clyro, bill and ted, blackadder, brave new world, bush, cave in, cereal bars, chocolate frosties, chuck palahniuk, cky, clerks, comics, cortizone, crackout, cynicism, deftones, disturbed, dog fashion disco, douglas adams, dry kill logic, elviss, everclear, explosions in the sky, faith no more, feeder, fight club, finch, flight of dragons, foo fighters, four tet, fridge, fugazi, funeral for a friend, furniture porn, gary larson, george orwell, getting letters, glassjaw, glow-in-the-dark stars, goldfinger, hawk the slayer, hell is for heroes, hobe nobe's, hundred reasons, iamlost.com, idlewild, incubus, instruction, iommi, jack handey, jimmy eat world, john wyndham, joseph croft, ken kesey, kingcow, knightmare, league of gentlemen, led zeppelin, lightyear, live music, long hair, look around you, machine head, mad capsule markets, mallrats, melvin burgess, memoirs of a geisha, mint, miocene, mogwai, mono, monty python, moo cow soup, muse, my vitriol, nine inch nails, oceansize, optimus prhyme, pink floyd, pirates of dark water, pitchshifter, placebo, pretzels, primus, procrastinating, radiohead, rage against the machine, recover, red dwarf, red hot chili peppers, redmeat.com, refused, reuben, rival schools, rock!, sam cox, sarcasm, seafood, sick of it all, smashing pumpkins, sphere, spineshank, starmix, stephen fry, sunna, system of a down, taproot, terry pratchett, the ataris, the crystal maze, the darkness, the dismemberment plan, the gummi bears, the icarus line, the kinks, the peepshows, the princess bride, the simpsons, therapy?, thursday, toast, tool, trail of dead, tunguska butterfly, turn, twofold, tyler, vex red, weezer, will self, william gibson, wilt, you don't know jack